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Joke of the Day
"Besides OP's mom, Which character would you like to have seen more of on the Andy Griffith show?"
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"ISLAM is religion of peace?? a piece of you here, a piece of you there, just a lot of pieces of your body flying"
"Q: What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor? A: Turn Rachmanin off."
"What is the favorite Pokemon of a smoked meat sandwich? Raichu"
"A handsome and well dressed old man walks into a bar... ... approaches a good looking elderly lady, and says: ""Do I come here often?"""
"Why couldn't the chord get into the bar? She was A minor."
"A guy walks into a bar... He said ""ouch."""
"Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head and one at the front? He was terribly moody because he couldn't see eye to eye with himself."
"i'm the human version of samwise gamgee, can't destroy the ring but make sure it gets home so someone else can"
"All this buzz about Iron Man 2 is really going to hurt the opening weekend of my movie Steel Dude."