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Joke of the Day

"Little kids will love this one .... promise ... How high does a frog stand in the water? Knee-deep."

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"This one got my coworkers The stewardess on my flight asked me what snack I would like. I told her ""The plain chips would be fine. She says ""They are all plane chips, sir."""
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"My mum told me I was her third favourite child..... .... I'm an only child"
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"Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds."
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