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Joke of the Day
"My mum told me I was her third favourite child..... .... I'm an only child"
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"Q: What has more lives than a cat? A: A frog -- it croaks every night."
"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? 'Cause the sound of a zipper scares the FUCK out of sheep."
"People say I'm crazy because I don't enjoy spooning girls I much prefer knifing them."
"Q: Why do Polish names end in ""ski"" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan."
"What do you call a Mankee who Raps A Rhymeape"
"Lindsay Lohan's personal chef is just a pinata full of cocaine."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They're all to busy beating the room for being black!"
"I saw Casper the ghost. I said, You look pale and drawn."
"A feminist is seen bathing on the beach Oh wait, just a beached whale"