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Joke of the Day

"difference between erotic and kinky Erotic is is rubbing a feather all over your lover; Kinky is using the chicken."

"I had to take my horse to get surgery last week. The doctor told me he's in stable condition."

"Words are so powerful; but I never have time to write on my fists before a fight."

"What do you call an arctic bear that goes both ways? Bipolar."

"when i was 17 my bucket list was ""buy a house"" & ""marry a tycoon"" now i'm 27 it's ""tickle a baby hedgehog"" and ""learn Beyonce choreography"""

"It is said that the Welsh were the first to use condoms, by making them out of sheep intestines. But the English perfected this technique by removing them from the sheep first."

"What's long, black and smelly? The unemployment line."

"Did you hear about the Pigeon rebellion? Yeah, it was a ""coo"" d'etat."

"What lands as often on its tail as it does its head? A penny."

"What do you call it when a chickpea gets killed? Hummuside"