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Joke of the Day

"Why does Santa have a garden? So he can hoe-hoe-hoe! ^^^^^That's_a_knee_slapper..."

"Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music? Metal."

"Dick Cheney was found having sex with Sarah Palin in a speedboat. It wasn't the first time he was caught offshore drilling."

"Confession: the entire time when I was forming the earth, I was using asteroids."

"A book fell on my head... I can only blame my shelf."

"Why couldn't Robin play cricket? Because he lost his bat, man."

"""You Americans are so uptight!"" dude from Europe who just kissed your girlfriend on the mouth"

"My New Years resolution was to not have any sex. Apparently"

"Do you know if Stephen Hawking still has his old phone number? Everytime I call, a machine answers."

"I tried calling in sick for work today. Apparently being ""sick of work"" isn't an illness."