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Joke of the Day

"if eren jaeger is a teenager and he's also a titan wouldn't that make him a.... *teen titan* http://imgur.com/R6lGaGL"

"What kind of room has no walls? A mushroom!"

"Where did the King keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"What's Jesus's porn name? Hot cross buns."

"What do your internal organs call their dating life? Their homie-hoe-status"

"As a Californian, the most frightening thing about the movie Psycho, is the thought of leaving the shower water running for that long."

"How Many Tickles Does it Take to Make a Octopus Laugh? ten-tickles"

"Six and seven just had a child. Five says ""You lucky devil, you."""

"I'm pretty bad at apologising.. So I just say... ""unfuck you""."

"Did yo hear about the Hillary special at KFC? Two fat thighs and a left wing for $2.99"