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Joke of the Day

"If you want to know what a girl will look like in 30 years, stop talking to her and show up to her house in 30 years to check on her."

"How to respond when asked if you watched the Super Bowl. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Why aren't there many jokes about the Jim Jones massacre? There would have been, but the punch line was too long..."

"I got arrested today I got arrest today, apparently you aren't allowed to do doughnuts within 200ft of a school zone... the frosting worked as great lubricant though"

"If stray cats are free, why is Chinese food so expensive?"

"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Allergies."

"A frog decided to trace his genealogy one day... He discovered he was a tad Polish."

"Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem."

"""Vodka, Sambuca, Tequila, Jager!"" I'm calling the shots."

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