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Joke of the Day
"I just finished reading Old Man by the Sea I really don't understand what all the fuss is about."
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"If The Bachelor was realistic they'd ask each other where they want to go out to eat and then never make a decision."
"I'm hosting a benefit for people who struggle, to reach orgasm. Let me know if you can't come"
"What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's? Oh na na, what's my name?"
"Describe yourself in three words. I am a rebel."
"If life gives you melons... You have dyslexia"
"That tattoo of wings on your back are good. But wings that small could hardly get you off the ground though. *reveals full body wing tattoo*"
"16 and pregnant should be followed by 26 and sucking c**k for crack."
"Sees friend from highschool. Gives friend a big hug. Refuses to let go of friend. Becomes siamese friends."
"What's the difference between a Jew and Santa? Santa goes down the chimney :("