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Joke of the Day
"I texted and drive sometimes I guess we all do stupid things when we're drunk"
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"You know you spend too much time with your kids when there's Sesame Street music in your head while mentally undressing women."
"What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court? Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself."
"Ben Hur new politically correct versions For straight population: Ben Hur For homosexuals: Ben Gay For lesbians: Ben Wa"
"Anyone know any kid-friendly jokes about burgers? Extra points if it can be about a burger monster (don't ask)."
"What's white and can't climb trees? A Refrigerator"
"If there were no food left what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams."
"If masturbation really made you blind... ... how come I'm still able to typaanco goauma oa,"
"What do you call a Mexican little person? A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)..."
"Can you cover for me/ I missed my shift."