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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman."
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"My toddler puts his pants on just like everyone else. One arm at a time."
"How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense? I'll post the punchline later."
"Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? Pupil: The school bus!"
"What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ? Super Man wears his underwear over his pants.."
"An egg and a sausage are frying in a pan... An egg and a sausage are frying in a pan. The egg turns to the sausage and says, ""It's getting hot in here!"", and the sausage replies ""Wow! A talking egg!"""
"A boyfriend says to his girlfriend, ""Baby, you're kind of like Charles Barkley..."" ""...You've been on the team for so long and you're still not getting a ring! Happy Valentines day!"""
"The police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. The police charged one and let the other one off."
"What did the insurance company say to Dr. Dre when his house was demolished? Someone's gotta pick up the Beats and pieces."
"I always keep an old key and a map with random X's all over it in my pocket so that shortly after my death occurs a treasure hunt ensues."