31131

Joke of the Day

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the hell out of the dog."

"What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning? A KKK-Cup!"

"What does a sick billionaire say? ""I feel like a million bucks"""

"Pulled this one on my son today. Son: Dad, today is palm Sunday. Me (Dad): Gimme some palm. *receives high five* Son: *not entertained*"

"There once was a lady named Sue... ..who didn't have much to do. So she pulled out the vacuum, and went to the bathroom, and found a new way to go poo."

"TIL that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32. It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools."

"Mother's may get a day, but shark's get a whole week! Mom sharks get 1 week AND a day. ...don't even get me started on black shark moms."

"Why is Divorce so Expensive? Because it's worth it."

"I wish my refrigerator would quit opening my bedroom door, staring at me, sighing and walking away."

"Why did the fish not get accepted into college? His grades were below sea level"