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Joke of the Day

"3 mods walk into a strip club [removed]"

"My grandma started running 5K / day at age 60 She's 93 now, we have no idea where she is"

"Apples are my second favourite fruit. They're sublime!"

"How do aliens pay for their coffees? With Starbucks!"

"Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses? They got Snowden."

"You know that confused look old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that, but with salad."

"Accidentally pronounced wifi as ""wifey"" and the hotel concierge said the password's helping out around the house and being a good listener."

"Some lady on The Price is Right just won a brand new 2016 Epi-Pen."

"Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? He couldn't find the droid he was looking for."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?"