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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ? Alf all if you don't catch me!"
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"smh, I bought tickets to Disney on ice & it was just 2 hours of Donald Duck smoking crystal meth"
"When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !"
"I'll call bowling a sport when there's a goalie."
"I don't normally cook. How much vodka do you add to the mashed potatoes?"
"True story I was listing all the TV shows I like to a friend. When I got to ""Psych"", he thought I was just kidding about all the previous shows."
"Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations? Santa Clues."
"What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife? He gets hammered and she gets nailed."
"I bet the worst part about kidnapping someone is knowing they are just sitting there in your trunk, judging your choice in music."
"Food trucks were invented by a guy who really loved fast food but hated how cheap it was & how he didn't have to stand in line forever."