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Joke of the Day

"It's alright if we're doing it all wrong. After all, we are the first generation to deal with midlife crisis by staring at our phones."

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"I want to just be a couch potato tonight, but I'm too lazy to get on my couch. So I'm a floor potato."
"What do California zombies eat? Graaaiiins."
"If a blue man lives in the blue house, a red man lives in the red house, and a green man lives in the green house, who lives in the white house? an orange man"
"A new study finds that chicken isn't as healthy for you as once thought. ""Just don't ask to see our data"" clucked one feathered researcher."
"My gynecologist didn't think my ventriloquism skills were as charming as I did."
"One liner. I have a cold. The stuff that's coming out of my nose could turn turtles into ninjas."
"*At the pearly gates* St Peter: Welcome to heaven. I'll show you around. Me: Sooo many oysters must've died to make this gate."
"why didnt natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."