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Joke of the Day

"I asked my North Korean friend what life was like there... He did reply but I don't speak Korean so I don't know what he said."

"I was going to be a banker... But I lost interest"

"We have essentially Elected 4chan for the 45th president of the United States. This is a day that will go down in Infameme."

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"Don't be sad, laundry. nobody's doing me either"

"Russia might not celebrate thanksgiving but I'm pretty sure they will be frying a turkey."

"Because its action precedes its cause. Why did the tachyon cross the road?"

"A pirate walks into a bar ... ... and the bird on his shoulder is saying ""Pieces of Nine. Pieces of Nine"". It was a parroty error."

"Nothing more American than getting on an airport's ""moving walkway"" and standing still as it slowly carries you to a Cinnabon."

"Two Flies Are Sitting On a Piece of S#!t... ...the first fly farts. The other gives him a disgusted look and says, ""Come on man! I'm Eatin' Here!"" Boom."