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Joke of the Day

"I asked my North Korean friend what life was like there... He did reply but I don't speak Korean so I don't know what he said."

"A punchline walks into a bar. Hello, you have reached the punchline, leave a message after the tone. **beep**"

"A hoes favorite line is, Don't judge me, you don't know what I been thru'.....Yeah I do, a lot of d*ck."

"Impatient means she's restlessly eager, inpatient means she lives in a mental hospital... Learned that one the hard way."

"Since I installed adblock, my popularity with hot girls in my area has plummeted"

"What is the best way to watch the ""Saw"" films? In bits and pieces."

"Not only is my short-term memory horrible... So is my short-term memory."

"Me: Babe will you love me when I'm old & fat. Wife: I sure do."

"Q: Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? A: Because it was all in vein."

"A guy went to the doctor for his annual physical... Doctor says to him ""you need to stop masturbating."" Man says, ""but why doc!?"" Doctor says, ""Because I'm trying to give you an examination."""