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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Darth Vader rape allegations? After they said no, he used the Force."
Next Joke
"Accidentally used 13's shower gel, so I just copped a huge attitude, yelled at everyone and slammed some doors."
"If a tiger goes to bite you, confuse him by french kissing him. You'll probably still die, but at least you got to make out w/ a tiger."
"Women need to relax and stop worrying so much about their bodies. Men aren't picky! Unless you're chubby or have a wrinkle or something."
"Mixologists, bartenders, how to make a smoky manhattan? You fly a plane into the WTC"
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone"
"Think about a future where humanity has no choice but to leave earth. It's unsettling"
"Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish."
"I like my women how I like my light bulbs... Not too bright, easy to turn on and hanging from electrical wire in my basement."
"Keith Ape makes his mother a sandwich. She takes a bite and cries with joy. ""This is amazing! What kind of sandwich is this?"" She asks. ""It cheese ma."""