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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my light bulbs... Not too bright, easy to turn on and hanging from electrical wire in my basement."

"What did the bartender say to the foreskin? ""You're cut off."""

"I believe I can flyyy. I believe I can touch the skyyy. I believe I was mistaaaken. I believe I'm faaalling. I believe I'm gonna diiiie."

"What's the opposite of the Virgin Islands The Caymin Islands."

"Did you hear they invented a new logical fallacy, the ""ad homonym"" attack? ... It's not what it sounds like."

"*I gently close front door Dog: Where have you been?? I was worried sick about you! See that vomit on the floor? That's because of you!"

"Wanna hear a joke? My mute friend told me this one."

"What is a Jedi's favorite car company? Toyoda"

"I apologize for referring to your newborn baby as a Questionable Spinoff"

"Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral? One less drunken Irishman"