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Joke of the Day
"I heard the best geography joke today... I would tell you but you had to be there."
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"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" mean the same thing...except when you're at a funeral."
"How does every Black joke start?... By looking over your shoulder"
"[hits rock bottom] rock bottom : *calls 911 for being assaulted*"
"How do you determine the sex of a chromosome? Pull down its genes"
"A cannibal, a terrorist and a rapist walk into a bar... in their jail cell."
"I had to throw away a whole carton eggs this morning. They were all starting to grow a little fowl."
"Cats are so lucky. Nobody thinks twice when they run from company and hide under the bed. I do it and its ""weird""."
"Fishermen hate himyou'll never guess this one strange item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else Click bait"
"John need Taxi John: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. Steve: Yes, sir. You are a taxi"