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Joke of the Day

"joke what did the porcupine say the first time it had sex ? ouch ooh ouch ooh ouch ooh. what the beaver say the first time it had sex ?....... gee Wally that kind of hurt"

"I'm selling my Theremin.... I haven't touched it in years."

"What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul? Korea driven."

"If a fly does not fly, is it a walk? /music plays"

"Spent the day dressed as a bee, gently bumping myself against my neighbor's sliding-glass door. Got the hose twice."

"I hate gays They're all fucking assholes"

"How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone? You Poke-r Face."

"what do you call a patronizing criminal walking down stairs a condescending con descending"

"What is love? [This is love](http://i.imgur.com/U3roe7r.png)"

"Chinese girl I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""