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Joke of the Day

"What do a prostitute and a plumber have in common? They both service the john."

" Cause the players gonna play play play The haters gonna hate hate hate Baby Im just gonna bottle it all up & develop severe trust issues "

"What do you call siblings that play soccer? Umbros"

"Bomb squads must love Daylight Savings Time because of the extra hour they get before the bomb explodes."

"My son and I play a game where he talks all day and I bang my head against a wall."

"Have you seen the one about the idiots with bad jokes? Yep, Reddit."

"What do you call a river that's an actor? Russell Flow"

"What makes you sweat during the summer? A sweater."

"Everyone thought the UK made the stupidest decision of 2016 Sure showed them"

"In your bed, it's 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30."