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Joke of the Day

"So apparently Robert Downy Jr came out as trans recently, I had a feeling he was Fe-male"

"What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women? Snowballs."

"What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater? A seehorse."

"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony; he stuck a feather in his hat, and called it macaroni... That folks, is what drugs do to you."

"How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be open when she brings it to you."

"You say ""my ex is stuck under the back end of your vehicle"" like its a bad thing."

"How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?(X-post r/nfl) Mark Sanchez."

"I may be weird, but everyone needs a buddy who will show up at 2 a.m. and help get the dead zebra out of the septic tank without judging you"

"What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? One US leader"

"I'm calling Facebook ""Mom"" now because all it does is tell me who from my high school is engaged and remind me about my cousins' birthdays."