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Joke of the Day
"So apparently Robert Downy Jr came out as trans recently, I had a feeling he was Fe-male"
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"Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?"
"Science joke: What do you study to learn about acid? A pHD"
"What do you call a lion in the circus. A Carny-vore"
"Opened a can of expired beans and an eagle flew out carrying a photo of a can of fresh beans. I nervously ate the photo while he observed."
"A man walks into an elevator and looks at the woman standing inside. He says, ""Can I smell your feet?"" She responds, ""Ew no"" ""Must be your pussy then."""
"Did you hear about the chocolate bar burglar?! The police are trying to catch him, but he's always got a few Twix up his sleeve!"
"Kraft recalled 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs. I recall 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs too. That was one wild summer."
"""Chill out."" - Spanish receptionist saying Jill isn't in."
"What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common? Matching uniforms."