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Joke of the Day
"What's a cats most common written thought? ,.........mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb"
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"Before the Internet, I guess I just assumed all my friends knew how to spell ""definitely."""
"What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi? ""Hebrew""."
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"How do you recognize a feminist from a bunch of naked women? She's the one with the penis.....envy."
"Grad School: Because it's better than saying ""I'm still looking."""
"Mary had a little lamb... Boy, was she surprised."
"Dang girl, Are you part of a ponzi scheme? ...because something smells fishy."
"How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them? They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them."
"Olive Garden really does make you feel like family. Last time I went there my server told me a racist joke & asked why I wasn't married yet."