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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies? Fifty Shades of Black"
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"It's kinda corny... What did baby corn say to momma corn? ""Where's pop corn?"""
"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. To get to the same side."
"Arguing with your parents is like trying to explain how to download music from iTunes to a plant."
"I'll tell you what I know about dwarves Very little. I can say that. They look up to me."
"I am drinker. Hear me pour."
"I got a nice Rolex from the lesbian couple next door after they asked me what I wanted for my birthday. It's a cool gift and all, but I think they misunderstood me when I told them I wanna watch."
"How do you pay for a circumcision? With a tip!"
"Just heard that someone has started digging Fidel Castro's grave.. Must be a communist plot."
"A skeleton walks into a bar... ...and orders a beer and a mop."