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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee Warm and a joy to wake up to in the morning : )"

"[Biblical Times] God: oh shit Angel: what? God: I just realized I've been leaning on the frog button."

"Wow your rib cage and hip bones look stunning !!! Said No Man Ever"

"A dog walks into a bar.. ""I'm looking for the man that shot my paw"""

"Do you want to make a small fortune? Start with a large fortune and open a restaurant."

"I really like my eggs over-easy. Today, I was gonna try them scrambled... ...but it's not worth the whisk."

"A model citizen is just like a regular citizen that doesn't eat."

"long-term plan is to let my debt build into the millions and when I die have a golden tombstone that says COME COLLECT IT IN HELL, TAX MAN"

"Did you know that Miley has a twin sister? Her name is Tyranna and she's a palaeontologist."

"What do you call a cross between a bulldog and shitzu? Its called ""Whatever comes out of Donald Trump's mouth""."