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Joke of the Day
"A dog walks into a bar.. ""I'm looking for the man that shot my paw"""
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"What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat? Skip"
"I visited my friend in his flat He told me to make myself at home. So I kicked him out. I hate having visitors"
"What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."
"if your best friend Jack was stuck on of a horse, would you help your friend Jack off a horse?"
"""Statistics show that most shark attacks happen in shallow water."" Really? Maybe cus that's where the ppl are u idiots."
"""Scored 4, 10 year ago"" That's pretty much all I can remember from Clinton's Getting Interns Address. - Happy Presidents Day."
"What's the best time of this month for vampires? It depends on the girl"
"Did you that even when The Thing is not scared... He still shits bricks"
"If April showers bring May flowers... then May flowers bring Pilgrims."