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Joke of the Day
"Why do tectonic plates wear diapers? Because they're in continents."
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"You know, I heard a rumor that Stevie Wonder is pansexual. He just doesn't see gender."
"Today i went to starbucks I got in and ordered a large coffee with milk, and the dude looked at me like i was a lunatic"
"I went to the zoo the other day.. I went to the zoo the other day and all they had was a dog. It was a shihtzu."
"I tried to sell Ikea my new range of combat furniture. It wasn't going well, so I decided to chair the meeting. A couple of minutes later, it was all-out wardrobe."
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? It was two tired."
"My boss said to me, ""you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"" I said, ""I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track."""
"If you play a Nickleback song backwards... you hear a message from the devil. Even worse, if you play a Nickleback song forwards. You hear a Nickleback song."
"*hands cashier $100 bill ""Ya have anything smaller?"" *crumbles up $100 bill and hands it to cashier"
"It's stupid to just ask ""where"" a sorority girl is when the more accurate question is ""where in Target"" is she."