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Joke of the Day
"Can you spell soft and slow with two letters? EZ."
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"""We have here the results of your fraternity test."" (*opens envelope*) ""Kyle... You are NOT the bro!"""
"If you like someone and don't know if they like you, just sue them and then ask them under oath if they think you're cute."
"On second thought this ""Thug's Life"" tattoo probably shouldn't have been done in Comic Sans."
"I tried buy only some of the songs off of a Beatles album But the store owner said they all come together"
"Now that Christmas is over, don't forget to be thankful for all the children in China who made your kid's toys."
"2016 Election Honestly hurricane Matthew should run for president because I think he left the biggest mark on the country"
"To the twenty something year old girls who think forty something year old women are jealous of them- enjoy your next 240 periods!"
"Why do gay men always have candles near their asses? So the gerbils can find their way out."
"Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this?"