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Joke of the Day

"Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !"

"I see bed, people."

"Kosher Sausages I bought some, does anyone else's miss a little bit of skin at the top?"

"Why don't blind people like to go skydiving? It scares their seeing-eye dog."

"My wife got mad at me for my long-term addiction to watching Bruce Willis movies. I told her old habits die hard"

"When my girlfriend and I decided to make it official, I told her: I have to tell you, before we met, I was... well...promiscuous. Oh cool she exclaimed. I love Greek mythology."

"What did the blind man say when he passed by the fish shop? Hello ladies"

"What is brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr. Dre."

"May I get your name? Yes, its ""I'm The Only Person Here Waiting For Coffee."""

"Hand Sanitizer: Helping us discover paper cuts we never knew we had"