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Joke of the Day
"I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high... She looked surprised."
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"Do you know why computer parts are not expensive? Because they are micro-cheap."
"When people don't laugh at my jokes I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy."
"Beached whale Today I got in trouble at work for throwing water on a lady... I just thought that's what your suppose to do for a beached whale"
"I adopted a rock. He just sits there and does nothing all day. It still beats raising Kylo."
"I've been seeing a lot of commercials for lawsuits concerning metal on metal hip implants. I'm going back in time and getting a hipster implant, before metal was cool."
"Forget plastic surgery. Enhance your beauty by getting those around you drunk"
"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? Surreal"
"Please don't type Part A backwards It's a trap!"
"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist Pokemon"