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Joke of the Day

"I think you should say happy birthday 4 times to everyone having a birthday today.. since they only get 1 birthday every 4 years.."

"Why are Muslims so violent? Because I slam."

"I just love blind prostitutes.... I mean, you've gotta hand it to them."

"I'd tell a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction..."

"What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common? Both ride bicycles and bust mission."

"I'm wearing the boxers with the little hearts all over them tonight.... It's probably not a good night to go to jail...."

"In retrospect, when you look back at your own tweets, you cannot help but think how narcissistic you sound."

"Yo momma is so fat, the sorting hat put her in all four houses."

"Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops"

"What is black and in jail? A black man who committed a crime."