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Joke of the Day
"Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops"
Next Joke
"May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning"
"Just took a bite of a gluten-free slice of pizza & my stomach made a sad noise & I was all ""I know, buddy. I know."""
"I slept like a baby last night. I pooped my pants and cried myself to sleep."
"What did they say about the pastry with the low IQ? He was Retarted"
"Some girls put more effort into naming their Facebook photo albums than I put into my life."
"If you had an orgy without any Scottish people... You'd be getting off scot-free."
"""Great speech! Have you thought about giving it from behind a wooden box for some reason?"" - podium salesman"
"I've never had personalized license plates, but don't worry, I still know how to waste most of my discretionary income."
"What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together, we can stop this sh*t."