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Joke of the Day
"6-year-old: Spill me some milk. Me: You mean ""pour."" 6: Not the way you do it."
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"So I bought the new cod game. Best fishing simulator ever."
"Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street."
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 14 years."
"I recently got so excited shopping online... I accidentally shipped my pants."
"A driver gets pulled over for improper use of a carpool lane.. Cop: ""Carpool lane is 2 or more passengers and I don't see your second passenger."" Driver: ""well I'm just beside myself."""
"What does a girl want more than anything in the world? Nothing. She's fine."
"What do you call a black political figure? A *coon*gressman"
"What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk? The Speaker of the House"
"What did Descartes say while shopping online? I think therefore I Amazon"