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Joke of the Day
"I wish I had firearms. Or maybe one firearm and one regular arm."
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"I'm sorry I said the Nazis were also a party when you invited me to celebrate your kid's first birthday."
"Minecraft: Story Mode Nerdcubed did it better nearly half a decade sooner"
"[first date] me: [don't let her know you're a microwave] her: my food is a bit cold me: [my head starts slowly rotating]"
"Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel be on the lookout..."
"Next time somebody tries to argue using statistics.... Remind them that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."
"Neighbor asked me over for coffee and said 'make yourself comfortable', so I did, I went home."
"A child asked me where babies come from. I said,""Like every other man, in Vegas after a night of drinking and clubbing."""
"People who say that they don't have time for my bullshit need to learn how to manage their time better. Wake up an hour earlier."
"What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? He cracked up."