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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dollar for every time Hillary played the Woman Card ...I'd have $0.77 cents."
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"My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!"
"What's Hitler's favorite Chinese food? Lo mein kampf"
"I just discovered a subreddit called /r/abs Turns out it wasn't about arabic culture."
"Little Johnny Orders A Pizza ""I'll have an extra large pie, but hold the cheese, hold the sauce, and hold the crust on that pizza!"" Haha"
"Every time I don't clog a toilet I feel like I've gotten away with something"
"Surgeon: I'll be taking out your appendix today Me: [stomach rumbles] Surgeon: [puts stethoscope to my tummy] Appendix: I have a boyfriend"
"I like to test the waters by pushing people in.????"
"What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together? it's must-up ..*rubs brow*"
"What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook? High finance!"