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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!"
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"If you workout and don't post a status about it on Facebook, do you still lose weight?"
"Did you hear that the energizer bunny was arrested? He was charged with battery."
"What's a feminist's least favorite food? Gender rolls"
"What do you call a Mexican pervert? A pedrophile"
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it"
"""Snap! The Rice Krispie cereal mascot just isn't my type... ...his idea of a date is to just 'Crackle and Pop'"""
"This is your brain- *holds out egg* This is your brain on drugs- *puts egg on ground, spins it while shining lazers on it*"
"What's the most played song at Amish parties? Churn Down For What"
"scientist: he's going to be identical to you in every way me: every way? [my clone trips stepping out of the machine] holy shit"