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Joke of the Day
"What's the most played song at Amish parties? Churn Down For What"
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"I remove my license plates before using the McDonald's drive-thru in case I need to throw my drink in the cashier's face."
"I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk.. He said ""Wow.. Cool! You 3D printed the save icon!"""
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's the ""R"" but it's really the ""C"". Happy talk like a pirate day!"
"Listened to Korean Jazz the other day... It had two kinds of Seoul."
"Apparently, some parents are not appreciative of a sweet super supportive air horn during a children's piano recital."
"Why were there no black people in the Flintstones? Because they were still considered monkeys."
"Pretty much the most frightening part of my day is trying to remember what I wanted when calling in my take out order."
"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a deck of cards Just sit down and I'll deal with you later"
"Why do Donald Trump's hands seem to act erratically and sometimes seem to stop where they are at the worst times? He suffers from low-handwidth..."