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Joke of the Day

"A guy I know got bitten by a radioactive bedbug. He spent 3 weeks in a coma, but when he came round again he was able to fold a fitted sheet"

"dark humor What are your favorite dark humor jokes"

"I'm never mean to a girl in glasses, because she will most likely turn out to be hot and popular by the end of the movie."

"Some relationships are like farts, sooner or latter you gonna have to let it go!"

"What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees"

"Anything u say can & will be used against u, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I'm a woman. And, we never forget. Anything. Ever."

"Anytime I see a tweet in a different language, I read it as ""Oo ee Oo ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang."""

"Damn girl, are you a ""damn girl"" joke? Because I want to see you everywhere for the first 5 minutes, then suddenly none of you."

"Why was the geologist arrested? He was doing crystal math."

"What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn? Patti O'Furniture"