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Joke of the Day
"my fitness goal is just to get down to the weight that i lied about on my drivers license"
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"My daughter said she was in a memoir. I was intrigued until I realized what she said was meme war. Whatever tickles your fancy, Love."
"Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party."
"Cop: Will I find any drugs in your car? Me: I don't know but if you do, I'm not sharing."
"Why aren't there any Mexicans in China? Because the Chinese know how to build a wall."
"What do you call unpredictable nudity? Erratica."
"Is it true there is an 'underground' organization supporting Mitt Romney? Called ""Sub-Mitt""?"
"Reddit has gone so dark that it just got shot in the back by a cop"
"What did one drug dealer tell another on the street corner after hearing of Amy Winehouse's death? Damn, I'm gonna go bankrupt."
"TIL Ron Jeremy is a porn star I always thought he was just an actor but as soon as he came on the screen it was clear"