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Joke of the Day

"What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night."

"My friend told he she thought she looked fat and needed a compliment I told her she had perfect eyesight"

"In case nobody has Facebook, it's cold outside."

"What gets harder the more you play with it? A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!"

"I was reading that dogs can successfully sniff out cancer in humans. Now I'm worried that I've got testicular cancer."

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!"

"A solid knife fighting strategy is to move clockwise in increasingly larger circles until you reach a safe running distance."

"Crabs can't eat hotdogs because they just keep cutting them into tinier and tinier hotdogs."

"What's red and black and screaming all over? Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron."

"Met a girl cop today. She shot me down."