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Joke of the Day

"People say Steve Jobs died too soon I think it was a fitting metaphor for Apple's attitude to battery life. -Frankie Boyle"

"I'm what the kids call shitpost"

"yes ladies i have a black belt. its a black leather belt from Marshalls. [i flinch as a bird flys by] you girls wanna get some lunch?"

"Perhaps Nicki Minaj just lost a series of bets."

"Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: An Idontthinkhesaurus."

"eyy gurl, r u part beaver??? cuz dam baby"

"What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world? Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)"

"What do you call a armless, legless man in water? Bob."

"Why have the French lost the war? They have to eat a dessert after each meal."

"German for 'constipated'. farfrompoopin"