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Joke of the Day

"People say Steve Jobs died too soon I think it was a fitting metaphor for Apple's attitude to battery life. -Frankie Boyle"

"I did a theatrical performance on puns.. it was a play on words."

"I used to cry when my dad chopped onions. Onions was a good dog, I miss him."

"OCD My little cousin has been diagnosed with an unusual case of OCD where all he does all day is organise dinner plates by the year they were made, It's an extremely rare dish-order........"

"When I said I wanted an origami book... I didn't mean a regular book in the shape of a butterfly."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted."

"What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward."

"Why do Japanese people love mechs so much? Because of all the metal in their brains."

"Rihanna and Chris Brown recorded a duet together......i think its a cover of Britney's, ""Hit me baby one more time"""

"Starbucks, where 11 members of staff frantically do things behind the counter, yet not one of these things appears to resemble a hot drink"