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Joke of the Day
"What's black, blue and hates sex? A rape victim."
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"What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns? One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks."
"Been talking to this girl for 10 mins and she hasn't slapped me OR called me ""gross""... Hope she's ok with the names I picked for our kids."
"When there's a police car behind you with their lights flashing... It means speed up, right?"
"I've yet to find the village where people help you raise your kids"
"What's the difference between love and herpes? Love doesn't last forever."
"Watching Grey's Anatomy teaches me that if I'm really sad, I should walk slowly down a corridor to a Snow Patrol track."
"(Age 22) *chugs bottle of water* Let's shoot some more hoops! (Age 42) *chugs bottle of water* I gotta pee."
"What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons? The temperature of their caffeine"
"Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda? She thought it was diet coke"