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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns? One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks."

"The easiest way to distract a woman is to show her a picture of herself."

"What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress? A confashion."

"Do you think the guy responsible for squirting water in NFL players' mouths has ""rehydration specialist"" listed on his LinkedIn profile?"

"why does mommy cry when she cuts onions? ""she feels guilty cuz she stole them. see *lifts son onto lap* your mother likes to steal onions"""

"Leprechauns Why are leprechauns always laughing when they're running? Because the grass is tickling their nuts"

"I want a job cleaning mirrors.... It's just something I could really see myself doing."

"Guy at the gym tried selling me fake steroids... Bro, do you even grift?"

"What do you call a woman in the living room? A tourist."

"What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan? Urine for a surprise."