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Joke of the Day
"Why are ships' portholes round? So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face."
Next Joke
"some days you look in the mirror and all you see is a Botero painting"
"What's the strongest plant in the world? Eucaliftus"
"i once had a beautiful wife, she was always the prettiest when she was asleep. Unfortunately she died after i gave her too many sleeping pills."
"How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just wait for it to burn out and follow it around the country for 20 years."
"There is only one ideal dance partner & it is an empty apartment"
"Why didnt the toilet paper cross the road? because it was stuck in a crack"
"I don't have a gf, but I do know a woman who in the car often asks where this is going so I show her the GPS & she gets mad for some reason."
"So I went to ask about some yoga classes in my neighbourhood as it's my first time. The instructor asked me if I was flexible... ... I said ""I can't do Tuesdays."""
"My Girlfriend told me she had an STD Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship now."