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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend had a sexual fantasy to roleplay as a 14 year old in bed. I think it's pretty gross. Besides, she'll be 14 in 2 years anyway."

"Have you ever seen moth balls? Yeah? Well, how did you get their tiny legs apart?"

"I called the pet store to ask if they sell exotic cats. ""Yes"" he said. ""Serval Varieties"" ^I ^better ^see ^some ^horrible ^retaliatory ^puns ^in ^the ^comments"

"Disliking the social justice crowd is to hating social justice as disliking the song ""We Are the World"" is to hating starving children."

"Where do Italian gangsters come from? The spaghetto"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Death Row Barbie ...comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately"

"What do you call a midget Mexican? A little Juan."

"I used to have a dog named Ass. RIP Ass"

"What is a cats favorite website? Reddot.com"

"I've gone from agony to ecstasy in this last week. Hopefully, by the end of this month... ...I'll be done reading this dictionary."