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Joke of the Day
"Will no one rid me of this turbulent poodle?"
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"*Clark Kent takes his glasses off* Jimmy: ""OMG, it's Superman!"" *Clark puts his glasses back on* ""OMG, Clark! You just missed Superman!"""
"Three old women are sitting on a porch. The first one says ""Oy."" The second one says ""Oy vey."" The third one says ""I thought we weren't going to talk about the children."""
"I really want to learn how to play the Piano.. .. But it's not my forte."
"My chicken and egg problem Chicken or egg which is tastier?"
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaaiiiins......"
"If these seasonal allergies don't kill me, that person I just sneezed all over probably will."
"George W Bush kept us safe just like how abstinence education kept Bristol Palin unpregnant."
"What has no life but a lot of spirit. (A ghost) You've been a terrific audiance!"
"What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by? Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help."