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Joke of the Day

"The best part of Halloween is all the Jehovah's Witnesses wondering why they're being given candy."

"A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. The Muslim says ""I don't drink"" The Jew replies ""I'm not paying"""

"Why do they call me an oven? Because when I get turned on things get really hot"

"Have you ever walked into a room and forgot what you went in for? I done it the other day, I walked in and completely forgot why - my mind went blank. 3 seconds later I shat myself."

"What's long, dark, hard and grotesque but very satisfying to beat? Bloodborne"

"Cheetah is not the fastest animal on the earth. If a cheetah runs after you, You will run faster."

"Whats green and flys through the air? Super Pickle"

"Australia is doing phenomenally on the Olympic medal tally considering our population #1. USA: 318.9 million #2. China: 1.357 billion #3. Japan: 173.3 million #4. Australia: 48 as of last census"

"What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit? [deleted]"

"Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying? Because he thought he was melting."