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Joke of the Day
"What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons? Everything"
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"Boss: why do you deserve this promotion? Me: goes into very in depth pointless rant B: what drugs are you on? Me: good ones *leaves*"
"My penis is like a door Welcome to all"
"You'd be shocked at how easy it is to walk into a nursing home and draw mustaches on the dementia patents"
"I dont tweet much abt my goal to poop every letter of the alphabet. Did the easy ones (C, J) yrs ago. Just toughies left. Your B & W. Your Q"
"I'm pretty sure Jesus was Italian Because only an Italian mother could think her son was a god. And only an Italian son could think his mother was a virgin."
"What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich? What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth?"
"Request: dead baby jokes What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang"
"Why do churches ban Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists"
"Dear rock bands, If I am at your show, assume I am both ready and willing to rock. No need to ask."