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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna make a gay joke... Butt fuck it"

"My awesomeness, is second only to my modesty!"

"I planned on watching the super bowl tomorrow, but... My inflatable couch doesn't have enough air in it."

"What's the difference between a chick with a dick and a guy with tits? Empty testicals."

"Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?"

"Difference between a nun and a nympho in a bath One has a Soul full of hope..."

"Why did the hipster chemist get burnt? He touched the beaker before it was cool."

"THIS JUST IN: Foreign suppliers of shredded cheese on strike. Eyewitnesses report protesting workers holding signs that read: ""MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN"""

"What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common? They both Quackle!"

"Why was number 6 scared of number 7? Because 7 8 9!"