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Joke of the Day
"I went to an owl party last night. Contrary to my expectations it wasn't very much fun at all."
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"When is a tree it's loudest? When it begins to bark."
"Movie Names For Your Penis There Will Be Blood YOUR TURN"
"Sonys network security"
"""that's me in the corner."" - r.e.m. explaining how facetime works"
"[phone rings] ""Hello?"" Hi, is your refrigerator running? ""WTF?"" ...well Hillary is! Hi, I'd like to talk to you about the Clinton campaign."
"It took me two hours to grill a chicken the other day. And it still didn't tell my why it crossed the road."
"What does a drunk police officer do? Protect and swerve."
"""Would you like to put your hand deep into this hole"" - Pokemon I know it says no outside links but it's necessary cause it's a screenshot of a poorly phrased event in Pokemon http://imgur.com/a/Zt8X6"
"What's an old woman taste like? Depends ..."