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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding? One less drunk person."
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"I'm out of tweets so I'm recycling some of my most dope MySpace status updates."
"Fish Pickup Lines: ""Hey, baby. Wanna come over to my place and make caviar?"""
"Put the punchline in the title How do you ruin a joke?"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino... \ _ ()_/ "
"I was tickling my younger brothers feet last night, then my mother had a right go at me. Something about waiting till he's born first."
"Thank you student loans, for helping me get through college. I am forever in your debt."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Silent"
"I know the voices in my head aren't real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!"
"A man asked Hitler "" Would you kill a jew for 8 pieces of gold? "" Hitler said : Nein."